Thursday, June 20, 2013

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

The way I see it, to be famous is to be childish.  To be famously infamous however... that is to be a true craftsman and artist to the third power.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Rule of Constancy

Sir Eli Grey
The Noblest of Noblemen
Sought Everything Good
Knowing how he was
Dastardly Misunderstood

Having Lost his Hope
Or his Mind
He Came to Find
Along this Path
At the End of the Tunnel
Was a Snack and a Bath

"Oh I Hope it's Tea."
This Would Please
The Gaunt and Weary Gentleman.

He Certainly Deserved It
For After Centuries of Doing
Everything and Nothing at All

Tea was the Only Thing that Remained Constant.

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

What you see in front of you

Is not what you're seeing.

It is an accumulation of all the bullshit you want to see.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Thursday, February 28, 2013

The Right Place


When in contemplation, I always find necessity in securing a practical and unobtrusive location in which to facilitate proper genius.

Tuesday, January 29, 2013

We live on or in this plane where the only congruence with our concept of "sense" is that it makes none.

Temptation is no longer based on aesthetic appeal but convenience and conditional based on instantaneous gratification.

Thousands of ugly banners advertising ugly meals for ugly people.  Did we need to be reminded daily by a banner (just beneath the reminder of our "patriotism") that Tandoori Chicken exists beneath that shamble of a shack?  Can I have a faded, tacky banner above my head that states simply, "Disgust"?  That's what I have under my roof.  If social protocol would have it that we now inform the general public by placing banners representing every mundane thought that pops into our minds... oh wait, I forgot that already exists too.

Monday, January 21, 2013

Flower

Today I tried to give a girl a flower.